Wednesday, October 27, 2010

AMI, BHOOT AR TILOTTOMA 4

hotat kore more giye emnie ektu heble chilen abinash babu, tarpor tini ekhon thik kon obosthay achen eta bujhte na pere aro monmora hoye gelen. edike bouma parar lokjon jutiye ene morakanna jureche, afsosh hoy ei meyekei naki tini hoimoboti-r sathe jhogra kore pochondo korechilen. hotat kaner pashe ekta khyaskhyase gola sunte pelen, "bhul manush matrei kore, tobe bhulta jar ovyas take manush bola jai ki?"- abinash babu chomke pichone fire aro chomke uthlen.
hindole sen, bochor satek age chakriroto obosthay hotat e ekdin seribral attack e... kintu se ekhon ekhane kivbae? uttor elo, "tui ekhane jevabe thik sevabe, tobe oi j bhuler kotha bolchilam na sei bhul r tui korbina." abinash babu-r ha bondho hoyna, edike hindole bole choleche, "karon tui ekhon bhoot. r shudhu bhoot na niralombo bayu-bhoot. tor khol nolcheta oi dekh pore ache, ekhon kono dhaka chapa nei tai r mone mone kotha bolis na sob sona jai."
moha jalay porlen abinash babu, eke nijeke niye osthir tar modhye ei bhooter upodrob, se beta bolei choleche naki abinash babu k aswash diche k jane? -"tor gaye ekhono manush manush gondhota royeche bole thik thaor korte parchis na kintu dekh r ei ghonta khanek tarpor tui ekebare nijjos bhoot."
avi bari fire eseche. kal gota din phone ta bondho chilo, tai niye rupsa-r sathe ekchot hoye geche. tilu kintu ekbaro kichu jigyasao koreni, khub chaichilo avi ekbar ontoto tilu jigyasa koruk, kintu o orokom e, hoyto chokh dekhei sob bujhe jai. tilu-r sathe kotha bolei avir mon ta valo holo. ei kothagulo rupsa to bujhbei na ulte abar oke bolte gele onyo jahmela korbe.
esob to oti tuchcho echarao avir mone aro onek onek dukho ache, avi holo sei byakti je onek kichui kore kintu kano kore ta janena. erokom hoyto aro onek lok ache kintu avi nijekei sob theke beshi dukhi mone kore. avi rupsa k valobase kina jane na othocho rupsar sathe royeche. tilottoma k valolage kina k jane kintu tilu chara oke j ar kau bojhena, tilur jonyo or j onuvuti seta tobe ki? tilu ki bojhe... nah onek vebeche avi or moto dukhi ar kau nei-or kau nei.

sotkar kore babura fire eseche tar-o ghonta khanek hoye geche tobu abinash babu ekhono obichol dariye, naki vese k jane? kintu kotha hoche hindole-r kothay etokhn amol dichilen na bote kintu ekhon thik ager moto lagche na, komorer tola theke baki ongsho tuku kemon jano dhoyasha makha, khub polka moton, babar sradhyer somoykar ekta montro mone pore galo, 'niralombo bayubhut'-tobe ki sottie abinash babu bhoot hoye gelen?

Monday, September 6, 2010

AMI, BHOOT AR TILOTTOMA 3

bari charar por avir kortobyo ta ki, seta avir ma janen. tini kokhono avi k niye vaben na ba ektu valo kore bolle durvabona koren na, tar sathe tar cheler besh ekta souhardyo ache. tai jokhn orokom ekta kando ghotiye avi bari charlo tokhn avir ma mukhe kichu na bolleo janten ghonta khanek bade ekta aswsto korar ph asbe ami kal bari firbo ba porsu.
bari charle avir jaoar jaiga dutoi hoi mamabari noy tilur bari,aj tilur barie jabe avi.
.........sei j niswash bndho hoye aschilo abinash babur, buke ekta pathor chapa koshto ar hotat e tarpor sob kichu ondhokar hoye galo. erpor abar sei kak daka vore abinash babu some firlen,okarone nijeke kirokom halka mone holo,kal rater koshto jano sob muche giyeche,pasher easy chaire bose ektu mithe batas lagachilen gaye ar vabchilen sukh-dukher kotha.kintu ei j tini bosechen aj tar motei seta bodh hochena jano batasei royechen thekna diye. hotat kivabe bichanay chokh chole galo ar ja dekhlen tate pran bayu beriyei jeto hoyto, dekhlen tar'e nijer nithor shorirta bichay lomboman.nehat vuter shorir taye vayu diye toiri, nahole virmi to ontoto kheten e. khanikhon thom mere bose theke uthe porlen, khutiye khutiye nijeke dekhlen, nake e hath rakhlen, chNuteo chesta korlen tobe kemon jano foske gelen. aynai dekhlen tar chehara ta kemon jano dhoyasha makha komorer nich theke ekdom abcha nijei bujhte parchen na,ektu jano koshto holo,tobe ki tini ekhon ar manush nei??????
tilur valo nam TILOTTOMA MAJUMDAR. na thik jemonta nayikara dekhte sunte hoy temon dhara noy se, emon ki tilu k avir o churanto pochondo ta noy, tobu sob dukho sukh or kachei bola jai. avir ekta premika ache, mane oi hobo hobo korche. dujon dujon ke(asole meyeta avi k) bajiye dekhe niche gocher jiagay oder somporko ta dariye ache ekhon. sei rupsa keo kichu bolte parena, kichu kotha ma-keo bola jaina, kintu tilu thik dhore nai, bujhe jai. o jane avi kano bari chere chole ase majhe majhe, kintu konodin kichu jigyasa koreni avi k. tilu-r barita boro nirapod asroy avir kache.
tilur barite or baba Hironmoy babu ar or thakuma thaken. tilur ma-baba eksathe thakena. kintu ei hironmoy babu lokta ke j kau chere thakte pare, etai jano osomvob lage,eto valomanush lok ajkal durlov, oboshyo valomanusher chahidao khub kom. avishek jibone ja ja hotechay tarkichu jodi nao hote pare, tobe ekbar ontoto hironmoy babu hobar cheshta korbei.
............ekta sando genji ar jhola barmuda etai chutir dine hiru babur jatiyo poshak, aj o calling bell bajanor minuete khaneker modhye chole elen. avishek vebechilo tilu bari thakbe tai ektu oprostut holo, tarpor ektu samle niye bollo "iye mane tilu bari... sorry tilottoma bari nei?" tarpor uttorer protyasha na korei sotan dhuke galo r bollo; "ami ektu or ghore jachi, o cholle asbe hoyto ekhuni". hiru babu vaben vagyis tar chele hoyni vebechilen chele hole nam rakhben 'Prodyumno'!

Wednesday, September 1, 2010

AMI, BHOOT AR TILOTTOMA 2

bela kore ghumtheke otha ar babar kache galagali khaoa avishek er rojkar duty ekhon, ar temon osubidha hoyna boron babar gojgoj ta besh ekta soothing background music er moto lage, ghumta besh jome. kintu aj tempo, sur ar talta thikthak bajchilo na. avishek k uthe porte holo. daNt majte majte sunlo back ground music er boktobyo; 'o kichchu kore khete parbe na', karon o arts niye porche r prof hote parbe na karon porasonay o tothoibocho. ki r korbe avishek or science mathay na dhukle? valo result na hole?
emnite eto kichu sotteo avishek oti shanto chele, mathay ac lagano ache jano,kintu tobu aj golmal holo r ei ekta jaigatei avisheker matha gorom hoy,khaoa niye kotha sonale. eke ma bodhoy ekhono kichu kore uthte pareni freeze er kal-thanda ekta torkari r ruti diyeche ar je thalata diyeche setao prochondo norbore,dekhei mood ta off hoye galo tao kichuti boleni o. kintu erpor shuru holo abar khyach khyach, dur theke jokhn boke chole tokhn sobkota shobdo thik kane asena ekta ghyan ghyan awaj besh background music er moto hoy kintu eta ekebare kaner goray bokbok, tobu chup chilo kichu boleni khali vabchilo ebar kothay jabe aj to sala colllege o chuti, kintu hotat 'vodrolok' bole uthlen; "khache dekho suorer moto ghNoth ghNoth kore"- erpor ar rakha galona, thala ta sNaa kore ure galo babar kaner pash diye, nehat ektu baNchiye churechilo tai rokkhe.
ebar avishek k sottie vabte hobe o ki korbe karon bari o chere dilo ajker moto ebong ei mase e niye tritiyo bar. hazar hok 'vodrolok'-er rokto gaye.

babura sei rate firbe khaoadaoa sere ekebare.sadher choddoshak r goladiye namlo na abinash babur. rate choddopidim jallen bote tobe valo kore jolloi na jano. abinash babu rate pray kichu na kheyei shuye porlen, khola janla diye halka ekta kodomer gndho vese aschilo.
rat pray 12.30ta nagad babura firlo barite ar thik tarporei shuru holo beparta. golata shukiye aste laglo, buke ekta chapa koshto r kodomer gondhota besh jhNjalo hoye uthchilo ratbarar tale tale, niswash nite koshto hochilo abinash babur...

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

AMI, BHOOT AR TILOTTOMA

abinash babur mrityu r avishek er bari chere chole jaoar ghotonata eke sathe ghotlo. din ta ektu agu pichu thakte pare,kintu oi pray somoy ta eke chilo. ageabinash baburgolpota sere ni.
choddopidimer rat bole ekta rat hoy, kali pujor ager rat. doler ager rate jemon burir ghor porano hoy edin temon choddo shak khaoa hoy, choddo pidim jalanohoy ektu adhtu bajio,tobe ajkal kar bajare eto somoy nei moshai pati tuni bulb ene jaliye jhuliye dao borodin obdi tana cholbe. tobu obinash babur somoy chilo, sakal bela uthe ektu pratohvromon sere, songe pratohkrityo, malati r jonyo bose roilen. malati k aj ghush diye raji koralen choddoshak radhabar jonyo, tarpor bajare berolen 6.30ta. babuder ekhono ghum vangeni,aj shonibar oder chuti. babu mane abinash babur ekmatro chele Bimbisar, ar or stree monika, dujonei kormoroto shonibar 8ta 8.30er age oder ghum vangbena. kintu abinash babu aj choddo pidim, lal,palong, note, data, pNui sob kichu khute khute kinlen,ar ferar pothe gorom jilipi.
kintu ei beshi valo ta thik soilo na abinash babur, valobasar chote sakal sakal chole gelen cheler ghore ektu kandogyan khuiyei, sunte holo;"e burotar akkel kobe hobe?.. morle?..."
sakal ta thik thak shuru holo na abinash babur.

Wednesday, August 25, 2010

MON KURONO KICHU KOTHA.....

vabchi suru kori kivabe? karonaj ja likhbo ta ke bujhbe? na khub bajei ikhbo tai e ashonka.
"jol rastay saji tramline/ ar kobitay shuye kapplate."- ei line ta kano amake kaNday ami janina.
"aha uttap koto sundor tui thermometer e maple" ei line ta sunle amar chobi ankte echa kore pahari jhornar dhare bose amar ojana, odekha sei meyetar jake roj roj khuji r...
"priyo bondhur para nijhum/chena chand chole jai rikshay"- eta sunle sottie kichu bolte parina..."ami vule jai kake chaitam/ rtui kake valobasti" kivabe bojhabo bolun ei line ta amar moto kore j bujhbe tarpor sottie kore bolte gele ami je poristhitei thaki na kano preme to porboi, ar moneo thakbe na(tar-o) age piche ar kichu, kau ache ba chilo kina....
"posha balisher niche poth-ghat/ jara sostay ghum kinto,
tara kobe chere geche bondor/ ami palte niyechi ringtone"-biswash ami ei kotha gulor mane bojhate parbona kintu ei kotha gulo sathe amar moto kore je ga vejate parbe take bodhhoy oibalisher nicher poth-ghate paoa jabe, ajkal to amar ghum khub dami hoyegeche tai hoyto se oi bondorei opekha korche ar ami amar ei ami take niye ringtone bodoler khelay metechi............
"tobu barbar toke dak di/ eki upohar naki sasti
ami vule jai kake chaitam/ r tui kake valo basti"-
tomar dosh noy go, bhul ta amare.... ami jor kore daki tomay, jor kore prem kori
ami jani tumi amay valobaso kintu amar premer songya alada, amai jantam tumi onyorokom tobu tene hichre tomake songi kori...diner seshe sasti hoye daray....

Tuesday, August 24, 2010

kotha theke ki j holo...

sakal er dike amar mood ta off chilo ar AUTOGRAPH cinemar trailer r oi 'amake amar moto thakte dao' ganta amake khub nara dai, khub chagiye dai. tokhon jehetu mood ta ektu senti chilo tai ekta lekha aschilo, amar jodio likhe rakha uchit chilo kintu ta r hoyni ektu kaje beriachilam r hya ei ghotonata thik sakaler na dupurer, oboshyo ami bela korei uthi r otha istok aj amar mood off. jakge boddo baje bokchi modda kotha holo oi lekhata holo na oboshyo ekta kobita holo r hya ektu proshongshao pelam setar jonyo.
ebar bikele kajta jothabidhi holo kintu pore amar ekta mushkil holo. amar ek bndhu bujhlen amar ekta demo video tullo, ekta shoot korbo tar jonyo. valoi laglo kintu pichon theke ekta shot-e dekhi amar chuler sithir dikta jano ektu chul patla hoye geche.khub maratmok kotha eta,jani apnara hoyto mukh tipe hasben kintu amar samne ghor bipod. amar chul bostuti amar khub priyo,r nehat mondo-o noy, tobe amar sculp e khuskir dorun chul er quality ektu noshto hoyeche, seta ter pai kintu oto patta dieni. kintu aj khub aghat peyechi ebar ekta babostha nitei hoche. aro ekta dukho ache setar kotha bolle aro beshi hasi pabe, hoyto peter peshi te cramp dhore jete pare. kothata holo: "ami bohu cheshta koreo roga hote parchi na" samne aabar pujo asche ufff!!!!
etodin janen temon chap nieni kintu public demand, krishnar lila, ar amar samanyo mehonoter fole amar 40" komor 38" hoyeche. kichu jinis ja age porte lojja petam ekhno pai, tobe pora jai. lov bere geche kintu ar ektuo progress hoche na. kotha holo apnara bolben vaiti ektu sobur koro, 'eto koshto kore chorbir pahar baniyecho emnie dhose jabe? tumi gaye hawa lagiyeghurbe ta ki hoy!' na ta hoy na ami ta hote bolchio na, tobe kina oi dukher kotha bolte echa holo tai bolllam. amar pranero sokha abar amake dekhte chaichilo khub tar jonyo-o dorkarchilo ektu nijeke share korar tobe ja choran choralam ki r bolbo?
tobe kina janen asole amar mool somosya holo ami thik por por kaj korte parchina. jake banglay bole guchiye kaj kora,o bepare emnie ami kaNcha tobe amake to kore khete hobe. gal vora kotha boli, loke vabe ami boro honu, edike kodoli gachei roilo. tahole ki cholbe?
jak aj bujhlen dukho ta jor legeche, aj borong 80. oracle nai nai er golpota pore likhbo, kintu likhboi ba kivabe eta to joddur jani sensored jaiga... acha dekha jabe khon.

Monday, August 9, 2010

paranero sokha...

ami ekhuni ektu age amar ek ovinno hridoy bndhu k tar lekha niye gyan dilam, hoyto okei shudu erokom ta korte pari tobu mane lekhar somoy oto kheyal ki rakha jai? robi babur o koto gan ache kano j likhlen tini seta bojha jay na, r jodi ba likhlen tar sonkolon kano korlen seta bojha aro dushkor. jak ami amar bndhur kothay chilam, se boro apon amar, hmmm... ta dhorun 1996 saal theke. ei dekhun ki bollte chaichi r ki bolchi. asole bolte chaichi gyan deoata amar swavab noy, mane gyan na thik, ami nije ja parina ta niye onyo ke upodesh debo! tobe kina hoyto duti lok ke ami erokom dite pari prithibite tader nijoswo lokera rag korleo hoyto tara rag korbe na, amar ei balyo bndhuti tader ekjon, nam kore bolbo? name ki jai ase bolun or nam jodi asit boron hoto tobe ki o amake eto valo basto na? naki danter daktar hole amader somporko noshto hoye jeto?
biswash korun ami khub iye jake banglay bole harami type, valo(vodro) lekhay ekta kharap shobdo proyog korlam nahole amar kharapotwo ta bojhano jeto na, eta kharap er modhye sob theke valo. ami personally khub sukhi manush du charte chotobelar bndhu chara r karur proti amar kono pirit nei. amar jesob bndhura amake khub valobase(?) othocho tader theke ami manosik trpiti ebng amar manosik status melena tader ami just vule gechi, kaje lagle nirdwidhay mone kori abar kaj hoye gele vule jai. ami chai protyekdin amar notun kore bndhu toiri hok jader sathe ami kotha bole tripti pabo jara amake bujhbe jader sathe mishle kichu amar manosik unnoti ghotbe ami chotushpodiyo budhijukto shikhito dwipod jontuder manush bole vabte parina shudu tara amar paray ba school e porto bole tader bndhu vbate aami parbo na vabbo na. kintu ei chele ta asit boron ba amar jigri er kotha ta alada, jibone ei ekta manush k hariye ami proti muhurte chaitam kono din kono ekta muhurte tar sathe jano kono ekta ojana rastar more,ba metroy ba bus jevabe jekhane hok jano ekbar dekha hoye jai... boro obantor hoyto ba boro neka lekha eita kintu vogoban amake motamuti ja chai den kharap ta taratri den valo ta mon theke chaile den deri kore.
THANK YOU DARLING MURARI MOHON.
ETA AMAR BNDHUR NAM HOTE PARE NAM E KI ASE JAY, JOY GOSWAMI BOLE GECHEN NA. :p 80.

Thursday, August 5, 2010

BISHNU

"ONG BISHNU TOD BISHNU, POROMPODONG, DIBIBOT, CHOKHURATOTO"- eti ekti sanskrit mantra. etar mane ta ami pore bolchi, tobe ei lekhata choturvuj k niye noy. Uni vogoban manush suye bose somoy pan na, omon j bou LAKSMI takeo samlate paren na, samlay shilpopoti ra, tar kotha likhe r kanoi ba blog noshto korbo bolun? tobe hya RAMKRISHNA bole gechen, "jante ojante ba vrante tumi jevabei krishna nam koro fol tumi pabei".
ta jakge, e holo giye amader parar bishnu, loktar sathe porichoy thik kivabe hoyechilo puropuri mone nei, joddur somvob ekdin rate cigarette khete beriachilam hoyto(tokhn khetam lukiye churiye)hotat lokta haste haste amar dike egiye ese bollo, "tomake gurujir jomnodine dekhechilam na"? (o amake 'rss' r ekta onusthane dekhechilo.)to eivabe kotha shuru hoy, ek kotha dukothay kikore jano adhyatmik kotha othe, ami adhyatmik bepare agrohi kintu not ondho biswash ba vujung vajung, jukti bodhe mille biswash pokto hoy, oi jol meshano 'horir naam khabla khabla noy, hya vulchuk hoy e tobe... thak ekhane sob bujhiye bola jabe na onyodin bolbo, age eta shunun. to ei bishnu hotat tontro sadhona, jog sadhona, atma(sprit) ityadi niye alochona shuru korlo. bollo, o karaon ros(banglay maal[M L A MAAL] bole) khele naki or 'ira pingola'(engraji nam janina er, jara etodur janen na tara tara ekhanei chere din.) eksathe cholte thake orthath du nak diye eksathe niswash porte thake, sadharonoto du nak eksathe sobsomoy chole na, kheyal kore dkhben(JARA SIDHO PURUSH TADER SOBSOMOY IRA-PINGOLA [naki] EKSATHE CHOLE). abar kichukhn pore bollo,"vabcho ami maal kheye vat bokchi, ei muhurte ami BAKSIDHO ja bolbo tai folbe, dekhbe dekhte chao?". er agei ekta rutir dokane kichu jhamela hoye take ektu shuniye bolchilo esob, erpor aro kotha bolechilo, o poncho 'mo kar'(tontro mote jog sadhonar bishesh upokoron- MOD,MANGSO, MOTSYO, MUDRA, MOITHUN)  sadhona koreche, or narite asokti nei, mod e nesha hoyna, o naki oi muhurte jogo bole shunye 'rudrakho' ghorate parbe. esob kichui koreni jeta korlo seta kintu nehat mondo chilo na. ekta kukur k deke or choker upor chokh rekhe thay takiye roilo, emnitei kukur der chokhe chokh rakhle ora khepe jay tere ase, eta seshe kui kui kore paliye galo. janina er ki mane, o sottie khomotashali na onyo kichu? paray bole pagla bishnu, amake valo base amake naki onar mone hoyeche ami khub uchu dorer manush mane amar atmar boyos naki prochur tai amar adhyatmo chetona r panch joner theke beshi(pagoler prolap!).

jak edaning bishnu or babar mudi khanar dokan dekhe, cholai bangla khay, bari bari nurse er kaj kore erokom ekti tirishordho mohila k agami bochor 43 bochor boyosi bishnu biye korte choleche(koreche kina janina).
o hya, "ONG BISHNU TOD BISHNU, POROMPODONG, DIBIBOT, CHOKHURA TOTO"- etar bangla mane hlo, "ei baNsh, sei baNsh, porer poN*e, dibi to dibi, tate chokhulojjar ki ache".

Sunday, August 1, 2010

AJ DINTA BORO VALO....

koddin por j eto valo ghum ghum ekta din paoa galo ki bolbo, khichuri khabo vebechilam ma korlo na. ki r kora bolun, jara khay na ba khaoa niye jader dhanai-panai ache(jemon amar bone[sister]) manushe tader khaoa niyei bishesh chintito thake, tarupor ami abar ektu hrisgto-pushto, khaoa niye khub ekta bayanakka konodino korini, to tai sokole(amar MAA) vabeN o emnie kheye nebe. hya majhe majhe ami nije niye khai bote, nije baniyeo khai tobe tai bole ki amay ektu sajiye khaoano jaina?
amar ek girl frend chilo janen somporke amar thakuma hoten, tini okale more giye amake ekebare pothe bosiye gelen. tini amake bere o khaoaten abar jhereo khete diten. amar kopal tai kharap, chirokal bujhlen moshai, jotobar amar ek ekta choloman bank hoyeche jesob bank e accoun kholar jnyo kono formalities lagena,jokhn chibo tokhn ja chaibo tai pabo. erokom du duto bank chilo amar pot pot kore du bochorer modhye bondho hoye galo. ekjon amar dadu(thakur da) r ekjon amar 'aai'. AAI mane uni amar babar kaka hoten kono ogyato karone ami onar orokom namkoron korechilam.
jakge valo din seta bujhtei parchen nostalgic hoye porechilum, Tulsi babu valo din hole ektu hawa khete chaiten ami ektu urgir mangsho khete chialam aj brishtir ojuhate setao holo na. aj kono bndhu o paoa jachena oboshyo bandhobi pete mon chaich e giye besh kfc r chiken saNtabo...
dekhi kauke paoa jai kina 80 hya, valo thakben....

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

...JETA CHILONA CHILO NA SETA NA PAOAI THAK....SOB PELE NOSHTO JIBON.

amar lekha line noy, notun ekta cinema asche bangla, AUTOGRAPH setar ekta ganer line. line ta kal amar ekta osompurno golpo k sesh korte sahajyo koreche. ami blog likhe anondo pai abar pai na-o. amar duto mon ache ekta mon khali valo thakte chay r ekta valo rakhte chay ba hoyto valobaste chay, sottie bolchi ami janina jara osadharon valobasar lekha lekhen, jader lekha porlei valobasar echagulo chulbuliye othe tara nijera sottie orokom valobaste paren kina. Rabi babu parten kintu Sunil paren kina janina. bolte lojja nei ami romantic lekha kotota valo likhi porokh korini tobe prem kori churanto Uttom babu ki Shah Rukh khaner porei ami(apnader amar performance dekhar sujog hoyni bole nak sNitkoben na).
kintu oi valo thakte chaoa montake sy dile onek kichu korte korte hoy, sottie valo thaka jai, valo kaj kora jai, shudhu valobasar lokgulo khub koshto pabe... r ekhanei amar osubiha. nahole kobe sha... thak.
jak ge abar apnader mone hobe ami frustrated lekha likhchi na na ta na jak pore bojhabo... aj 80

Friday, July 23, 2010

Vogoban ja koren....

Apnara to nischoi janen e 'uni' kar jonyo koren. R a oi 'mongol' name kon ekta paji bitkel lok ache tar jonyo. Na moshai ekhono bohu cheshta koreo tar sathe dekha hoyni holei or nam ami bhuliye debo. Matha gorom hoyna kina bolun, amader paray TATA SKY er conection beche ek mongol k ami chini, ekdin dhoreo chilam kack kore or gheti ta, kintu se bollo je, ami j mongol k chaichi o se mongol noy, tai chere dilam. K jane mongol k, hoyto VOGOBAN vodroloker 'pisswoshur'. Nahole sei onontokal dhore ekta loker jonyoi eto kaj kano e ba korbe kau? Sworge to dekhchi poriborton ponthi kau nei e. Thakbei ba kikore bolun, okhane sobar nijoswo bahon ache, 'nano' tano r proyojon e hoyna tai birodhi pokho mone hoy temon subidha korte parchena. Tobe sukhobor shighroi sworge biplob shuru hote pare, shudhu jyoti babur entry ta hoye jak ekbar tarpor dekhben sworge dhormoghot r bondh er whole sale supply thuri apply shuru hobe.
Jak ge apnara ekhon abar apato grajhyo kintu kut prosno gulo tule byatibyasto korben na amay, khub osubidha hole ektu dhekur tule katiye din ota pore hobe abar. Aj 80, k jane dekhi ete abar kar ki ****** hoy? pore abar somoy kore mongol er kotha bolbo.

Thursday, July 22, 2010

ki hochche bolun to?

prochondo baje likhchi ajkal, mane age valo likhtam ekotha bolchi na. asole amar jobone janen to ekta TORA ki ekta NORA(Jones noy) niden Maniratnam er moto ekta 'beera'-o nei, valo lekha hobe kotheke bolun?
sei ekta buro chilo na amader deshe mane ei BONGO deshe jar darir size kimba tini fuchka pochondo korten kina, ei niye ajo Quiz contest hoy, pala kore tNar SARDHO SHOTOBARSHIKI palon kore lokera, sei se loktaro porjonto boudi chilo lekhar jonyo. ei bhul bujhben na, chokher bali thuri chokher vule osob bolefelechi asole KADOMBORI DEVI onar onuprerona chilen. jemon jibonanonder GANGCHIL r SHALIK pakhi, aha ki valo lok e na chilen DASH babu.
tobe sottie bolchi era kau e temon amay provabito korte parenni Tarapodo babu ja korlen, koto asha chilo onar saltlake er bari giye amar ajebaje lekha gulo oneke porabo tar agei uni ekta TARAPODIYO rosikota kore boslen(uni sworgoto holen), tobe sei valo hoyeche bujhlen amar lekha pore to uni lekha cherei diten hoyto, se to ekprokar onar pokkhe mrityur e soman hoto, tar cheye ei valo.
dekhun apnader o porte porte kikorokom ga ri ri korbe, korche na. aj borong 80 bujhlen abar dukho hole asbo, ektu khoma ghenna kore neben, poribortoner jonnyo jokhon 35 bochor sojhyo korte paren apnara e to samanyo likhito fajlami, e apnader kache nosyi, hater moyla, eia ki jano bole jak ge probad bakye amar gyan khub samanyo choli hya.......

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

ki r likhbo!!!!!!!

hya moshai sottie bolchi dinkal kharap cholche r amar to 'sare-sati' cholche, Hanuman Challisha path koreo kichu lav hochena, shonibar kore niramish khai tobu moshai kau ekbar chokh tule takache na porjonto. na moshai vogobaner kotha bolchina onar to chokhe Thombosis hoyeche tarpor theke shudhu motka mere pore thake r kichu oloppeye(bangla galagal sokole janena Shirshendu babu sikhiyechen) ferebbaj lok jara sworgo morter dalali kore(nischoi kore) tader jere kichu matobbor ra aro matobbor hoyei choleche, erpor sunbo hoyto sar diye sobai "raj bobbor" hoche.

aj janen to 21e july aj ektu nirobota palon kora hok didi vaira(jara sohid tara aj e sohid hoyechilen j)jai hok temon echa na korle jan ektu Dhormotola theek khichuri kheye asun boro valo khichuri banay ora(na kheyei bolchi, didi amader sakhayat ma dugga onar doliyo khichuri ki kharap hobar jo ache?).
Nah fajlami tao thik jutsoia hochena pet ta byataha korche aj borong ashi hya aabar dekha hobe... bidayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

punohshcho

dekhun ja jotota likhte chai tai, tototai lekha jay na. karon r kichu hok ba na hok sensor board bole ekta bepar ache na... tai gujhyo bepar gulo rktu somjhe bujhe neben. pore guchiye likhbo egulo trailer jache, opekha korun 70mm asche.

Monday, April 5, 2010

LOVE...LOST...LUST

ei nam diye ekta onyo lekha likhbo vebechilam, tobe hoyni, aj ekta onyo lekha asche, jetar nam ek e hote pare.
Prem jinista khub jontronadayok janento, r aro beshi jonronadayok jader amara prem kori mane amader premikara. ekotha sunei 133497jon meye re re kore uthte paren, tobe sottie ta etai. chotto kore bolte gele ektu demo dite hoy, du dhoroner premika hoy motamuti. ek jara valobasa chay, r ditiyo jara valobaste chayna.ei prothom vager abar koto gulo rokom ache ekdol hisab kore valobase r dui jara hisab kore valosena, kintu fol sob khetrei ek. ei hisab kore valobasata holo; ei category-r meyera cheleder puro koshti pathore ghose jachai kore. Apnar propose korar din serokom ekti meyer kach thke erokom prosno astei pare-“college rajniti koro?” karon jodi se chay apni rajniti korun tobe se jene nebe apni tar songe somomot kina, ar na pochondo korle setao jana darker j apni okaron ghorer kheye boner mosh taran kina. Tarpor dhorun apnar chakri seta kemon hobe ba kothay hobe, tcs theke apnak dakle apni BANGALURU tei shift korben naki US a jaben esob jana khub darkari. Ei meyeti dekhbe apni or 1st jonmodine kokhn wish korlen ebong ki gift dilen. Apnar moja theke gondho beroy kina, apni dhekur tule 'excuse me' bolen kina, tarpor dhorun Kuroswoa r prothom chobi theke, Navratilovar sesh Wimboldon porjonto apnak sob jante hobe. Apank oshtoprohor gaNtiye kheteo cocktail party te bolte hobe Kobir Summon ja korchen ta thik korchen kina.
Ebar jara hisab korena- dhorun apni tuition koren, tao se apnak valobaslo, roj gorer mathe(edanig nandan, mohor kunjo ba south city o hote pare) bose apnar sathe gangtok e honeymoon jabar swopno dekhe kintu tarpor rate ph kore bole “aj jano poushali bollo, or boy friend holdiya petrochemicals e chakri peyeche, r tomar school service er resulta to ekhono berolo na, bapi k ekbar bole dekhbo... Prothome apnar jonodorodi rup ebong galvora ism chebano kotha sune seo Leniner moto swopno dekhto, tarpor rat katlo ghum vanglo-“ebar pujoy debaroti ra disc e jabe, cholona”.
Ebar asbe jara kina valobaste chayna ba bola valo janena, eder moner khide nei ja khide vogoban sob gopone seNdhiye diyechen. Era ja bipojjonok hoy ta r ki bolbo! soyong LOKENATH babao ese bachate parben na.
Eder thik sevabe vag nei sudhu boyoser sathe sathe pochondo ta paltay. Dhorun class 9/10-e ganer sir ekdin joriye dhore chumu dilo ba life science teacher roj e banger jonon indriyo bojhanor choke pithe ba komorer kache hat bolan, tate eder kichu bolar ba korar thakena. Tarpor dhorun class 12e parar totondar sathe tokhn cholche, tar barir pichoner ghor theke pray e beriye ase era salwar kamij thik korte korte. Ektu step jump korchi, porinoto boyese era hoyto biye kore kintu sei jokes tar moto konodin ei mohilar chele paray mar kheye kadte kadte ese kaka k baba bole deke felle ma mone mone bolen- “ki kore janli sona? “
Prem khali hariye jay tarpor hariye noshto hoy. Tai lOVE … LOST …LUST holo.
holo ki holo na ta tarai janen, ami r ki kore bolbo esob to r amar sathe hoyni, bogoban ghum chokheo vogoban e thaken.

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

80A.... NAKTALA HIGH SCHOOL ...R LC OFFICE

Ei 3te jinisher jonyoi naki amar kichu hoini, e dharona thik amar noy amar bndhu HINDOLE er.
80A- 6no. route er sobcheye purono bus, sorkari kormochari matroi ta se joto unchu post e hok sarkar gari na dile se 80A te e chore.

NAKTALA HIGH SCHOOL- ami bonshoporomporay oi school e porechi ebong UPOPADYO* onujayi jesob sarkari kormochari(amar thakurda sarkari kormochari chilen) ra 80A te choren tara tader cheledr NAKTALA-e poran. ebong fol sworup sesob suputtur ra khub veto bangali type hoy. udahoron- tara cinema hall bolte 3te hall chene; MALANCHO, MAHUA ebong PODMOSREE. ekhono pujoy berole dinner kore egg roll diye, bychance biriyani kheye felle chonya dekhur jate na othe tar jonyo fucha khay free te tentul jol pabe bole.

LC OFFICE – LC office mane holo local commitee ofiice(porun prakton mukhyomontrir gopon ‘JONTOR MONTOR’ kokho). Na ami kono rokom kono gyan debo na. Amar dadur amole lc office totota jatiyo marjada paini, amar babar buke bujhlen- NAKSHAL BARIR agun jowlechilo, tni lc r mormo bujhechilen. Upopadyo onujayi hindole er dadu-o sarkari chakri korten, ebong hindoler babo gaito-“CHOL MINI ASAM JABO/ DESHE BORO DUKH RE…” kintu durvagyo krome hindoler baba sarkari chakri korten na tai ami r hindole sorbosomo(engraji te ki bole janina, sorbosomo holo jokhn duto triangle same to same hoy) holam na.

Sidhanto holo ei j ekhon hindole FTII te ami 'no jojou no tosthou'(na ghar ka na ghat ka) obosthate. r sidhanto holo ami churanto baje boki, besically lekhar moto kichu nei tai apnader jalanor chesta kori.
*HINDOLE babur UPOPADYO.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

PUNOSCHO

acha kau jodi bolen vater likhchen, apni churi korlen tate kar ki? ta niye eto **** jalachen kano? tobe bolbo emni bloger namei er uttor deoa ache.
r oi amar lekha niye du-ekta sotorkikoron ami engraji horofe bangla vabe likhte chai tai carfew karfue hoye jai ;)

SHIRONAAMHEEN SHWIKAROKTI

ha ekta chotto vul kore felechi churi korechi kintu tolay shwikar korini. asole mohabidya dhora pore gele bole deoai valo, jodio ami thik churi korini, tobu eto jothajoto onuprerona k churi e bole.
asol kothata holo ami 'klanto chondro debotar' lekhar kichu ongsho theke onupranito hoye likhechilam ager lekhata. kintu tini jotota jaliwe puriye deben bolechen otota churio korini. ha ekta bishesh kobita ami onekbar nijer moto kore likhe gtalk er status a diyechi. seto SHONKHO GHOSH o engragi kobita banglay nijer moto kore likhechen(ami porechi kintu exact bolte parchina nam somet) ta bole ki ota tar kobita holona? ta jai hok ami kintu abar erokom valo lekha porle jhepe debo, j jai koruk, na hoy park street er bodole bansdroni te agun lagbe.
achcha bolun ami apni sobai jani sundor mukh niye sundor shorir niye onek whore ra ei shohor e ghure berache. amra o kokhono kokhono tader songo kamona kori tara roj amader nake dori diye ghoray tobu amra ki bolte perech "e sho-whore na himogohwore" 'uni' perechen ami jherechi kau kichu bollen to vari amar ea holo.
o ha krittibas babu nijer purono blog(krittibasio korcha) e khub likhchen dekhben parle... ami e onak khuje dilam hariye felechilen.... jmon hoy r ki.

Friday, March 26, 2010

nijhum sho-whore karfue dai pahara

Monta vari, amio, tai boleto r vari lekha likhte parina, ota amar sovab birudho. ei j parkstreet e agun laglo, loke jwollo, ebong rege agun holo(agun lagar por o! bujhe dekhun ki obstha). ekjon to amake ki jharan na jharlo, tene niye galo ami loksobhay kake vote diyechi sei niye obdhi boklo, r a baba ami sobai k emni MAHABHARAT porte boli?- chirokal e ognideber khuda mandyo rog hoy tokhn ektu kacha mangsho bhokkhon korte hoy, r sobsomoy e KRISHNARJUN er moto(didi+domkolmontri jan ba budhobabu derite pauchan) kau na kau thkbei.
achcha bolun to likhe k kobe manusher bibek bodher unnoti ghotate pereche? kau jodi bolen marx babu ba lenin babu perechen tobe bolbo apnara 'hirok rajar deshe' dekhun orokom 'jontor montor' ghor chirokal sobai ekta kore baniye rakhen. ta amakei ba bole ki labh j protibad koro protibad mane ki du page type kora? kau porbena porleo loke dekhbe na, dekhleo bojhar chesta korbe na. r a moshai eta ki star jolshar program naki j na bujhleo cholbe sudhu TRP baruk.
Dekhlen to sei vari kothai berolo, agun nibhe geleo ekta pora chai er boNtka gondho thake, thake tukro kichu adhpora smriti r karfue, sararat jure theke jay, pahara dai nisongo andhar k.
Khoj niye dekhben, ei rate chad chithi pathay tar premikake-r….
Chander chithi-r bhul dhore day piyone.

OKARONE KICHU....

Kal janen rate ekta bloger lekhe likhte bosechilam kintu dum kore current chole galo tai r lekhe holo na. Amar ups nei tai save koreo rakhte parini.
Ta jakge likhchilam blog lekhar karon ki? Kano lekhe loke blog? Big B lekhen protibad korte, Amir Khan lekhen tar pushyir(pet) nam ki ta jananor jonyo r SRK oboshyo ekhono lekhen ni j, KKR er harar prodhan karon-omon bichchiri kichu cheer leaders.
Ami oboshyo sottie baje bokte blog likhi- sottie e. Ei jemon ekhon likhbo; amak ‘GONONATYO SONGHO’ theke ekti natok korar korar jonyo bola hoyeche, janina ami sesh obdhi korbo kina karon oto baje bepar amar dwara hobe na.
Prosngantore jachi, asole am ei lekhata dudin dhore likhte chaichi ebong kichutei karjoto beparta hoche na. Jak amar mon ta apatoto vari, halka hole abar likhbo besh ekta tal chilo but kichu betalader jnyo kete galo.
ACHCHA DEKHI KI HOY……………………

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

ekta onyo golpo

SARKAR JOKHON UDASIN

Are moshai ami bansdroni te thaki, kintu dekhun ei gorome ekhane manushe thakte parena, osomvob. Ohoratro loadsheding, r gelei kom se kom 1.30 ghonta tar kome na, tar upor sarkar udasin evabe thaka jay bolun?
Saha rukh kkhaner kothata vabun dev whatmore k coach korlo kichu ‘more’ pabe bole pache ki? Kore lore more-che er beshi ki? R dekhun sarkar tobuo udasin. Kal kothay ekta school er bidyut golojog hoyeche naki chad venge poreche chatro chatri ra rastay –SARKAR udasin! erokom ghotonar ghonoghota poschimbanglar buke, sottie mairi bolchi. Ei j varot khyato porichalok rituporno onak ritu da bola ekhono jai ki?
Kau kichu uttor korche na,- sarkar udasin. tarpor dhorun eta maratmok somosya jodi 2011 te didi mukhyuo montri hon tokhn amara ki bolbo trinomul sarkar etodin chilo bamfront sarkar, kintu budhujibi ba sushil jonogon apnarai bichar korun kono meyer namer sathe ki sarkar podobi ta jay? P.C. sarkar ki sundor sonache kintu jedin theke maneka elen magik dekhate sedin thekei uni podobi bodle korlen sorcar karon meyeder sathe sarkar podobi ta jay na. ki sundor vabun nam BAMFRONT podobi-SARKAR. Kintu tobu dekhun sarkar udasin.

Didi k dekhun jokhn tata elo tokhn jei bujhlen sarkar udasin noy tokhn uni chasi vaider jomi niye khub udbeg dekhalen dhorna moncho foncho kore ma mati manush k ek kore dilen fol holo sei –sarkar udasin. ta didi ja koren valor jonyoi koren ebong korben ei mar biswash, jemon dhorun uttom babu- ajkal onar cinema r trp kome geche marao etv te oti uttom hoar por r ‘soptopodi’ hole serokom utsah bodh koren na(sunechilam naki oti sotyojit hobe vagyis hoini- vodrolok benche gechen), to sei kobe theke vodrelok tollygunge daroye theke theke bore hoye gechen , kakera iye kore jai tobu –sarkar udasin. tai didi onar name metro station er nam kore dilen. Tarpor metro station gulo holo o osadharon jhokjhoke toktoke, sudhu subhaprosonno babu kina seshkale chobi beche bondho hoye galo j uni rail e chakri nilen? Eta ekta khotka tobu dekhun- vir metrote dorja bndho hok ban a hok, hospitale rogir chokh pipre te khuble khak r sikha store pass fail uthe jak ar kobir summon dum kore otithi shilpi hoye jak sobetei –sarkar udasin.

Dada mane saurav ganguly dadagir tei concebtrate korben naki film produce korben, srk kkr k beche deben kina esob proyojonio bishoy theke bortoman sashok dole jara dayitwe bohal tara aj hoy osutho nahoy oparog tader pore doler neta sthanyio hoben kara er moto tucho bepar sobetei-sarkar udasin.

Ami j ami eto baje likhi ki bojhate chai lekha pore bojha jay na tobu likhe jachi tateo dekhun- sarkar udasin.

Eti-
Binito Sayak Chakraborty.

erokom o hoy!!!!!!

bujhlen to ekta blog khulbo samanyo blog khulbo tarjnyo eto bawal? Nam likhte bollo likhlum abar bole kina title dao r a jotoboli british ra chole geche ekhon r osob hoyna, k sone kar kotha! seshe amar D.O.P. ese amay bachalo ufff.
jakge sobai valoto? valo thaklei valo. apatoto aj etotai bujhlen prothom diner jhokki etukui nilam pore borosoro nebokhon apnader ashirbade. ar amar khomota pore ter paben, dekhben tokhn ki rate e apnader 'vai' hoy bujhben.
pls amay kau chor bolben na(D.O.P. babu).

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