BISHNU

"ONG BISHNU TOD BISHNU, POROMPODONG, DIBIBOT, CHOKHURATOTO"- eti ekti sanskrit mantra. etar mane ta ami pore bolchi, tobe ei lekhata choturvuj k niye noy. Uni vogoban manush suye bose somoy pan na, omon j bou LAKSMI takeo samlate paren na, samlay shilpopoti ra, tar kotha likhe r kanoi ba blog noshto korbo bolun? tobe hya RAMKRISHNA bole gechen, "jante ojante ba vrante tumi jevabei krishna nam koro fol tumi pabei".
ta jakge, e holo giye amader parar bishnu, loktar sathe porichoy thik kivabe hoyechilo puropuri mone nei, joddur somvob ekdin rate cigarette khete beriachilam hoyto(tokhn khetam lukiye churiye)hotat lokta haste haste amar dike egiye ese bollo, "tomake gurujir jomnodine dekhechilam na"? (o amake 'rss' r ekta onusthane dekhechilo.)to eivabe kotha shuru hoy, ek kotha dukothay kikore jano adhyatmik kotha othe, ami adhyatmik bepare agrohi kintu not ondho biswash ba vujung vajung, jukti bodhe mille biswash pokto hoy, oi jol meshano 'horir naam khabla khabla noy, hya vulchuk hoy e tobe... thak ekhane sob bujhiye bola jabe na onyodin bolbo, age eta shunun. to ei bishnu hotat tontro sadhona, jog sadhona, atma(sprit) ityadi niye alochona shuru korlo. bollo, o karaon ros(banglay maal[M L A MAAL] bole) khele naki or 'ira pingola'(engraji nam janina er, jara etodur janen na tara tara ekhanei chere din.) eksathe cholte thake orthath du nak diye eksathe niswash porte thake, sadharonoto du nak eksathe sobsomoy chole na, kheyal kore dkhben(JARA SIDHO PURUSH TADER SOBSOMOY IRA-PINGOLA [naki] EKSATHE CHOLE). abar kichukhn pore bollo,"vabcho ami maal kheye vat bokchi, ei muhurte ami BAKSIDHO ja bolbo tai folbe, dekhbe dekhte chao?". er agei ekta rutir dokane kichu jhamela hoye take ektu shuniye bolchilo esob, erpor aro kotha bolechilo, o poncho 'mo kar'(tontro mote jog sadhonar bishesh upokoron- MOD,MANGSO, MOTSYO, MUDRA, MOITHUN)  sadhona koreche, or narite asokti nei, mod e nesha hoyna, o naki oi muhurte jogo bole shunye 'rudrakho' ghorate parbe. esob kichui koreni jeta korlo seta kintu nehat mondo chilo na. ekta kukur k deke or choker upor chokh rekhe thay takiye roilo, emnitei kukur der chokhe chokh rakhle ora khepe jay tere ase, eta seshe kui kui kore paliye galo. janina er ki mane, o sottie khomotashali na onyo kichu? paray bole pagla bishnu, amake valo base amake naki onar mone hoyeche ami khub uchu dorer manush mane amar atmar boyos naki prochur tai amar adhyatmo chetona r panch joner theke beshi(pagoler prolap!).

jak edaning bishnu or babar mudi khanar dokan dekhe, cholai bangla khay, bari bari nurse er kaj kore erokom ekti tirishordho mohila k agami bochor 43 bochor boyosi bishnu biye korte choleche(koreche kina janina).
o hya, "ONG BISHNU TOD BISHNU, POROMPODONG, DIBIBOT, CHOKHURA TOTO"- etar bangla mane hlo, "ei baNsh, sei baNsh, porer poN*e, dibi to dibi, tate chokhulojjar ki ache".

AJ DINTA BORO VALO....

koddin por j eto valo ghum ghum ekta din paoa galo ki bolbo, khichuri khabo vebechilam ma korlo na. ki r kora bolun, jara khay na ba khaoa niye jader dhanai-panai ache(jemon amar bone[sister]) manushe tader khaoa niyei bishesh chintito thake, tarupor ami abar ektu hrisgto-pushto, khaoa niye khub ekta bayanakka konodino korini, to tai sokole(amar MAA) vabeN o emnie kheye nebe. hya majhe majhe ami nije niye khai bote, nije baniyeo khai tobe tai bole ki amay ektu sajiye khaoano jaina?
amar ek girl frend chilo janen somporke amar thakuma hoten, tini okale more giye amake ekebare pothe bosiye gelen. tini amake bere o khaoaten abar jhereo khete diten. amar kopal tai kharap, chirokal bujhlen moshai, jotobar amar ek ekta choloman bank hoyeche jesob bank e accoun kholar jnyo kono formalities lagena,jokhn chibo tokhn ja chaibo tai pabo. erokom du duto bank chilo amar pot pot kore du bochorer modhye bondho hoye galo. ekjon amar dadu(thakur da) r ekjon amar 'aai'. AAI mane uni amar babar kaka hoten kono ogyato karone ami onar orokom namkoron korechilam.
jakge valo din seta bujhtei parchen nostalgic hoye porechilum, Tulsi babu valo din hole ektu hawa khete chaiten ami ektu urgir mangsho khete chialam aj brishtir ojuhate setao holo na. aj kono bndhu o paoa jachena oboshyo bandhobi pete mon chaich e giye besh kfc r chiken saNtabo...
dekhi kauke paoa jai kina 80 hya, valo thakben....

...JETA CHILONA CHILO NA SETA NA PAOAI THAK....SOB PELE NOSHTO JIBON.

amar lekha line noy, notun ekta cinema asche bangla, AUTOGRAPH setar ekta ganer line. line ta kal amar ekta osompurno golpo k sesh korte sahajyo koreche. ami blog likhe anondo pai abar pai na-o. amar duto mon ache ekta mon khali valo thakte chay r ekta valo rakhte chay ba hoyto valobaste chay, sottie bolchi ami janina jara osadharon valobasar lekha lekhen, jader lekha porlei valobasar echagulo chulbuliye othe tara nijera sottie orokom valobaste paren kina. Rabi babu parten kintu Sunil paren kina janina. bolte lojja nei ami romantic lekha kotota valo likhi porokh korini tobe prem kori churanto Uttom babu ki Shah Rukh khaner porei ami(apnader amar performance dekhar sujog hoyni bole nak sNitkoben na).
kintu oi valo thakte chaoa montake sy dile onek kichu korte korte hoy, sottie valo thaka jai, valo kaj kora jai, shudhu valobasar lokgulo khub koshto pabe... r ekhanei amar osubiha. nahole kobe sha... thak.
jak ge abar apnader mone hobe ami frustrated lekha likhchi na na ta na jak pore bojhabo... aj 80

Vogoban ja koren....

Apnara to nischoi janen e 'uni' kar jonyo koren. R a oi 'mongol' name kon ekta paji bitkel lok ache tar jonyo. Na moshai ekhono bohu cheshta koreo tar sathe dekha hoyni holei or nam ami bhuliye debo. Matha gorom hoyna kina bolun, amader paray TATA SKY er conection beche ek mongol k ami chini, ekdin dhoreo chilam kack kore or gheti ta, kintu se bollo je, ami j mongol k chaichi o se mongol noy, tai chere dilam. K jane mongol k, hoyto VOGOBAN vodroloker 'pisswoshur'. Nahole sei onontokal dhore ekta loker jonyoi eto kaj kano e ba korbe kau? Sworge to dekhchi poriborton ponthi kau nei e. Thakbei ba kikore bolun, okhane sobar nijoswo bahon ache, 'nano' tano r proyojon e hoyna tai birodhi pokho mone hoy temon subidha korte parchena. Tobe sukhobor shighroi sworge biplob shuru hote pare, shudhu jyoti babur entry ta hoye jak ekbar tarpor dekhben sworge dhormoghot r bondh er whole sale supply thuri apply shuru hobe.
Jak ge apnara ekhon abar apato grajhyo kintu kut prosno gulo tule byatibyasto korben na amay, khub osubidha hole ektu dhekur tule katiye din ota pore hobe abar. Aj 80, k jane dekhi ete abar kar ki ****** hoy? pore abar somoy kore mongol er kotha bolbo.

ki hochche bolun to?

prochondo baje likhchi ajkal, mane age valo likhtam ekotha bolchi na. asole amar jobone janen to ekta TORA ki ekta NORA(Jones noy) niden Maniratnam er moto ekta 'beera'-o nei, valo lekha hobe kotheke bolun?
sei ekta buro chilo na amader deshe mane ei BONGO deshe jar darir size kimba tini fuchka pochondo korten kina, ei niye ajo Quiz contest hoy, pala kore tNar SARDHO SHOTOBARSHIKI palon kore lokera, sei se loktaro porjonto boudi chilo lekhar jonyo. ei bhul bujhben na, chokher bali thuri chokher vule osob bolefelechi asole KADOMBORI DEVI onar onuprerona chilen. jemon jibonanonder GANGCHIL r SHALIK pakhi, aha ki valo lok e na chilen DASH babu.
tobe sottie bolchi era kau e temon amay provabito korte parenni Tarapodo babu ja korlen, koto asha chilo onar saltlake er bari giye amar ajebaje lekha gulo oneke porabo tar agei uni ekta TARAPODIYO rosikota kore boslen(uni sworgoto holen), tobe sei valo hoyeche bujhlen amar lekha pore to uni lekha cherei diten hoyto, se to ekprokar onar pokkhe mrityur e soman hoto, tar cheye ei valo.
dekhun apnader o porte porte kikorokom ga ri ri korbe, korche na. aj borong 80 bujhlen abar dukho hole asbo, ektu khoma ghenna kore neben, poribortoner jonnyo jokhon 35 bochor sojhyo korte paren apnara e to samanyo likhito fajlami, e apnader kache nosyi, hater moyla, eia ki jano bole jak ge probad bakye amar gyan khub samanyo choli hya.......

ki r likhbo!!!!!!!

hya moshai sottie bolchi dinkal kharap cholche r amar to 'sare-sati' cholche, Hanuman Challisha path koreo kichu lav hochena, shonibar kore niramish khai tobu moshai kau ekbar chokh tule takache na porjonto. na moshai vogobaner kotha bolchina onar to chokhe Thombosis hoyeche tarpor theke shudhu motka mere pore thake r kichu oloppeye(bangla galagal sokole janena Shirshendu babu sikhiyechen) ferebbaj lok jara sworgo morter dalali kore(nischoi kore) tader jere kichu matobbor ra aro matobbor hoyei choleche, erpor sunbo hoyto sar diye sobai "raj bobbor" hoche.

aj janen to 21e july aj ektu nirobota palon kora hok didi vaira(jara sohid tara aj e sohid hoyechilen j)jai hok temon echa na korle jan ektu Dhormotola theek khichuri kheye asun boro valo khichuri banay ora(na kheyei bolchi, didi amader sakhayat ma dugga onar doliyo khichuri ki kharap hobar jo ache?).
Nah fajlami tao thik jutsoia hochena pet ta byataha korche aj borong ashi hya aabar dekha hobe... bidayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

punohshcho

dekhun ja jotota likhte chai tai, tototai lekha jay na. karon r kichu hok ba na hok sensor board bole ekta bepar ache na... tai gujhyo bepar gulo rktu somjhe bujhe neben. pore guchiye likhbo egulo trailer jache, opekha korun 70mm asche.